Shiny Happy People Holding Starbuck's Mugs

My god I'm shiny.

I haven't been the same since the incident with the ceiling fan blade...just hard to get out in public. Literally.

I try to smile, (see) but it's not the same.

I mean LOOK, I'm a damn freak. Starbuck's mug carrying, ceiling fan blade in head, shiny, FREAK.

Eat!